Addiction

I tried this. It doesn't work. Anymore.

Just thinking some things through...

If a tree falls in the forest, does the Pope trip over it and fall into the bear?

Pitching a new TV show

Jon and Kate minus $10,000,000?
What do you think?

Speaks for itself

Isn't this about the scariest thing you've ever seen?

There goes the neighborhood

I guess she didn't think the term "octomom" had gotten a bad enough rap.

Rimshot

If it wasn't for reality TV I would never have known that there were this many reprehensible, self absorbed, sociopaths out there.

And then there's the people on the shows...(SFX-Ba dum bum)