My new radio commercial

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VOICE OVER

They say he drafted his first social reform legislation in 1951...Ten years before he was born.

He often completely redesigns entire economic systems...before breakfast.

He turned down Lassie...as a family pet.

He is...The Most Interesting President in the World.

BARACK OBAMA

I don't always drink beer, but when I do it's usually a pointless public relations stunt on the White House lawn.

Stay thirsty my friends.