Monday, May 11, 2009

Really, Really Random Thoughts

If you put Rush Limbaugh alone in a room with...wait a minute that won't work. You have to put Rush Limbaugh alone in a room because there isn't room for anybody else.


Should we be frightened that the best news coverage in this country is "The Daily Show"?


The only thing worse than the writing on "The Hills" is the acting.


I wouldn't want to be anywhere near the "Apprentice" stage. After the amount of energy expended Joan Rivers will certainly have to "feed" soon.


I've reached a crossroads in my life. I am now the "Anti-Demographic" for MTV.


I honestly don't know my cholesterol number. I'm worried that someday I'm going to get cut and bleed butter.

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