Better to be silent and thought an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt

You know it appears to me that Charlie Weis missed out on the biggest lesson that his mentor Bill Belichick could have taught him...the less you say, the better.

Things that have been straining to get out

You know the more I think about it, why didn't Taylor Swift just have her werewolf boyfriend tear the #%$@ out of Kanye?

Everybody is missing the boat on this Tiger Woods thing. He was just demonstrating the safety features of the new Cadillac Escalade...

By the way, I've heard the "Voice Mail" message; Listen closely the next time you YouTube it. That's not Tiger. It's John Gosselin.

Do you think that Charlie Weis got fired at Notre Dame because of too few wins, or was it because South Bend was running out of ribs and feared his wrath?

Somebody else said this one (sorry I can't remember who) but I really liked it;
"You know, Jay Cutler is just good enough to get coaches fired."

What? Adam Lambert is gay? NO WAY!!